I'll save you long, plodding thoughts and instead leave you with the reality of this weekend in viewing options:

You'll watch it regardless of reviews or common sense because it's on Netflix and stars someone you like:
The Adam Project, a film starring Ryan Reynolds.

By far the best thing on TV, but you'll ignore this just like you did the first season:
Upload season 2, a smarter-than-it-initially-seems sci-fi satire on Amazon Prime Video. It explores the questions that arise from what happens if the afterlife is disrupted by tech giants and the wealthy elite.

It's got a great premise and hugely compelling cast, but it should be much better:
Horror-comedy series Shining Vale starring Courtney Cox and Greg Kinnear.

It has things going for it, but boy is there just a lot of TV around to watch right now:
The Last Days of Ptolemy Grey starring Samuel L Jackson.

I wish I had watched the screeners because it might have something going for it:
That Dirty Black Bag - AMC+ has a whole bunch of low-ish budget, interesting TV series that are all worth a look. I'm concerned I'm missing out on something with this one.

returning:

Outlander (s06), Upload (s02), When Calls The Heart (s09), Kung Fu (s05), Good Trouble (s04), The Last Kingdom (s05), Grantchester (s07)

new:

The Adam Project - Netflix

Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Walker Scobell, Mark Ruffalo
After accidentally crash-landing in 2022, time-traveling fighter pilot Adam Reed teams up with his 12-year-old self for a mission to save the future.

Once Upon a Time... Happily Never After - Netflix

Stars: Huichi Chiu, Rossy de Palma, Mariana Treviño
A family moves to a small town into a house in which terrible atrocities have taken place. But no one seems to notice except for Pat, who's convinced she's either depressed or possessed - turns out, the symptoms are exactly the same.

Shining Vale - Starz | Binge

Stars: Courteney Cox, Greg Kinnear, Gus Birney
A family moves to a small town into a house in which terrible atrocities have taken place. But no one seems to notice except for Pat, who's convinced she's either depressed or possessed - turns out, the symptoms are exactly the same.

The Witchfinder - BBC2

Stars: Tuwaine Barrett, Tim Key, Daisy May Cooper
A failing witchfinder transports a suspected witch to a trial that could change his fortunes, but first he has to deal with the worst possible travel companion and road-free trip across the country gripped by civil war, famine and plague.

The Thing About Pam - NBC

Stars: Renée Zellweger, Gideon Adlon, Patricia French
A family moves to a small town into a house in which terrible atrocities have taken place. But no one seems to notice except for Pat, who's convinced she's either depressed or possessed - turns out, the symptoms are exactly the same.

Bust Down - Peacock

Stars: Chris Redd, Jak Knight, Freddie Gibbs
Four casino employees in a dead-end job in middle America attempt to find self-worth in their bad ideas.

That Dirty Black Bag - AMC+

Stars: Travis Fimmel, Aidan Gillen, Douglas Booth
A raw, epic and romantic spaghetti western series about the dark side of the Far West.

The Last Days of Ptolemy Grey - Apple TV+

Stars: Samuel L Jackson, Percy Daggs IV, Maury Ginsberg, Nicole Lockley
Suddenly left without his trusted caretaker, Ptolemy Grey is assigned to the care of orphaned teenager, Robyn. When they learn about a treatment that will restore Ptolemy's memories, it begins a journey towards shocking truths.