Another kid left HOME ALONE. After 30+ years, why won't parents learn?

Home Alone, Warhammer, The Smurfs, Rachel Maddow, and The Sopranos - this newsletter is nothing if not diverse.

There's a new HOME ALONE movie coming to Disney+. This one stars Archie Yates, that kid from JOJO RABBIT, as Max Mercer - left behind when his family goes to visit Japan. When a married couple try to steal a priceless heirloom from the family home, they don't anticipate upcoming hijinks.

The grown-up cast is where things are a bit more interesting. Comed…