I have never been evacuated from my lounge room because of a fart

At home viewing: 1, cinemas: 0

Look, it’s great that people are excited about going to the movies again. The new Spidey film fell just a few million shy of making a billion dollars on its opening weekend. But, before one can declare that “the movies are back, baby”, it’s important to note that while a handful of movies are driving attendance, attendees are still seeing fewer films th…